in the kingdom of the blind
Author: sharon_hate
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and I am not profiting from this story.


Summary: Utivich questions the ethics of what they're doing. -- Inglourious Basterds, gen.

( the one-eyed man is king. )

My Bad Reputation (Vol. 1)
Author: sharon_hate
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The following events are entirely fictional.
Notes: Written for this prompt at anon_lovefest, which requested a "Freaks and Geeks" AU. First part in hopefully a series?

Summary: Our heroes partake in intense geekery. (MCR, FOB, Panic, Cobra gen)

( Frodrick Fronkensteen. )

Homoerotic Male Bonding
Author: sharon_hate
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and I am not profiting from this story.
Notes: Short, short ficlet. Posting only because I know nothing else will come of it.

Summary:
"You want to go for a drink?" is obviously code for hot gay sex and Hodgins is most certainly a dumbass for not getting that. (Alternately: A fic in which Hodgins is a little Aspy.) -- Vincent Nigel-Murray/Hodgins, "Bones."

( Vino Delectable is not your BFF. )

Calms Jittery Nerves!
Author: sharon_hate
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: The following events are entirely fictional.
Notes: Written for this prompt at anon_lovefest. The title is also taken from this ad.


Summary:
Could this be considered child pornography, Patrick doesn't once ask himself. (Pete gets Patrick a vibrator for Christmas and a sex tape/thank you present ensues.) -- Patrick solo, but implied P/P.


( Soothing, cordless vibrator! Especially made for milady's needs-- be that complexion care, skin toning, or just relieving tired muscles! )

Five fucks Jimmy remembers in particular
sharon_hate
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: The following events are entirely fictional.
Notes: Written for anon_lovefest, and a Jimmy prompt.

Summary:
Five instances of weird, skeevy and final sex that Jimmy's experienced throughout his life. (Jimmy Urine/OMCs, Jimmy Urine/Gerard Way)


( Weird and skeevy and probably illegal. )

Do Not Record Over
Author: sharon_hate
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: The following events are entirely fictional.
Notes: Beta’d by matchsticks_p.

Summary:
Gabe secretly films his sexual exploits and Pete happens across one. It’s kind of a big deal. (Gabe/Patrick + Pete wank)


( Do not record over!! )

I Want Your Body (To Feed Off Of)
Author: sharon_hate
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The following events are entirely fictional.
Notes: A lot of purposely cliche elements here, so don't get huffy. Title based on the Samantha Fox song, "Touch Me (I Want Your Body)".

Summary:
Pete gets sucked into an alternate dimension where everything is a total cliché, and holy shit. There are real fucking vampires here, dude. What the fuck.


( I was hungry for love! I was hungry for blood! )